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In the course of the next two months, Eden's plight was front page news not only in the Philadelphia newspapers, but, on repeated occasions, in the Los Angeles Times, the International Herald-Tribune, the Washington Post, the Washington Times, the (New Jersey) Record, and even the Sacramento Bee, not to mention hundreds of newspapers that were picking up syndicated reports. Foreign publications such as the Financial Times (London), the Times (London), the Toronto Star, and the Spectator (UK) independently treated the story as an example of America gone insane. As the Financial Times noted on May 8, "In Europe it is unlikely that one would be caught up in a semi-judicial enquiry as a result of shouting the names of Asian oxen at one's colleagues."45 It praised American press coverage of the affair. Important journals -- the Village Voice, Rolling Stone, The New Republic, Newsweek, Time, and U.S. News and World Report -- devoted much space to the case, all of them understanding full well the gulf between liberal opinion and Penn's cultural radicalism. The story prompted a major piece in the New York Times, even evincing an unexpected defense of free speech from Duke's Stanley Fish, otherwise a star of political correctness, and the author of a book called There's No Such Thing As Free Speech...And It's a Good Thing Too.46

The water buffalo case had become a sensation. It was not merely news, but the occasion for often multiple major substantive editorials in the nation's leading newspapers. It also was covered on all major television news programs. On NBC Nightly News, John Chancellor explained the broader implications of the event, offering, on May 13, a commentary on Eden's prosecution:

Eden Jacobowitz is a student at the University of Pennsylvania. His studies were interrupted by a noisy crowd of students, many black and female. He yelled out his window, "Shut up, you water buffalo." He is now charged with racial harassment under the university's Code of Conduct. The school offered to dismiss the charge if he would apologize, attend a racial sensitivity seminar, agree to dormitory probation, and accept a temporary mark on his record which would brand him as guilty. He was told the term "water buffalo" could be interpreted as racist because a water buffalo is a dark primitive animal that lives in Africa. That is questionable semantics, dubious zoology, and incorrect geography. Water buffalo live in Asia, not in Africa. This from the University of Pennsylvania. Mr. Jacobowitz is fighting back. The rest of us, however, are still in trouble. The language police are at work on the campuses of our better schools. The word cops are marching under the banner of political correctness. The culture of victimization is hunting for quarry. American English is in danger of losing its muscle and energy. That's what these bozos are doing to us.47

Talk radio also was exploring the case, with equal scorn being displayed by conservative hosts, such as Rush Limbaugh, particularly mordant on the affair, and by a bemused but outraged array of National Public Radio outlets. Eden had brought the networks, conservative radio, and NPR into agreement. Editorial cartoonists had a particular field-day lampooning Penn's language and thought police. Gary Trudeau devoted a full-color Sunday Doonesbury to Penn, focusing on the inanity of speech-codes in general and on the particular absurdity of taking "water buffalo" as a racial insult.48 The University of Pennsylvania had become an international laughingstock. Eden, however, still faced a potential catastrophe.

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From the moment that the April 26 hearing was canceled, Eden appealed to Brobeck, Hackney, and Aiken to drop the charges. Brobeck, a decent man caught up in an absurd situation, conceded the error of postponing the "unalterable" hearing, but he refused to rescue Eden from a continuation of the ordeal. Hackney and Aiken proclaimed themselves incapable of intervening in any judicial matter. In early May, however, as media attention (and ridicule) intensified, the "independent" Brobeck knocked, uninvited, on the door of Kors's home to announce that "We have to have a dispositive hearing on May 14; I've been told to put this behind us." In response to protests that almost all of Eden's essential witnesses were gone for the summer, Brobeck relented, and promised that the hearing would involve only a request to drop the charges. He added that Eden himself need not even come to Penn for the session. At 10:30 P.M. on the night of Wednesday, May 12, however, just one full day before the scheduled hearing, Brobeck called Kors at home: "I have terrible news for you and for me," he said; "I have been instructed by my superiors that I cannot keep my agreement with you....I've been ordered to hold a hearing on guilt or innocence on the 14th." Reminded that he had given his word, that Eden's witnesses were gone, and that his only conceivable "superiors," Aiken and Hackney, had proclaimed him categorically independent, he replied: "Until today, I would have said that I was independent too, but I have bosses, and they've ordered me to do this.....I have no choice. I have superiors. Please be gentle with me."

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